How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

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How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht