How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Bulldog Jokes More Bulldog Jokes

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.