What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives