Chase it round the garden
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
One that chases fowls.
