Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !