Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!