Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Two women playing pool.
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
The games take 3 months to play!
Stroganoff
A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
TOTEM POLE
He wanted to work overtime.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
The stove.
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
