Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
To not leave a snail trail behind them.
A: Women working at 900 numbers.
Cornography
92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"
A condom
To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Sounds like he had already done the... time
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
There's a clock on the stove.
Ohm on the range
