Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.