Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned