What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.