What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.