How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

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Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*