Because of the tele-ban.
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Bombs
Because of the towel ban
You get Talibanned
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.
At the infideli counter.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
because of the tally-ban
The Sims
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
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Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Because there are Targets on every corner.
IUD
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Iran.
An American drone.
The Boeing 757
Osama bin Latte
A: KABOOM!!
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
It was juts a stage he was going through.
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Because of the towel ban.
I said, "It's not what it looks like!"
A: Don't look I'm changing!!
They have access to arms.
Arizona
Americans put it everywhere!
It's harder to break bills.
because there is a target in every corner.
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
The Right Hand Rule.
At a school for higher loining.