Because of the tele-ban.
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Coffee Mug
Bombs
Because of the towel ban
You get Talibanned
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.
At the infideli counter.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
because of the tally-ban
The Sims
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
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Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Because there are Targets on every corner.
IUD
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Iran.
An American drone.
The Boeing 757
Osama bin Latte
A: KABOOM!!
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
They don't.
It's such a ripoff.
a) I don't know he also stole my watch.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.
The Ns justify the means.
Belle curves.
Because he was empty inside.
Because they have two shifts!
Because of the towel ban.
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
Naughty pine
Sounds like he had already done the... time
