Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.