What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause