What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

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What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan