How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

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How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar