What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

Jerusalem Jokes More Jerusalem Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

American President Jokes More American President Jokes

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent