What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

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What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.