What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar