How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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Because his mother was in a jam.

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.