John Lennon Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

Kodak Film Jokes More Kodak Film Jokes

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

Kodak Jokes More Kodak Jokes

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to