Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a bear with no hair?

Bare

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Gravel Jokes More Gravel Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt