What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.