How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

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What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary