How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

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What about that rad drum?

Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'