Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!