Praise the Load
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Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
She was a roamin' catholic.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Everywhere.
She's got no legs.
Because Jesus WEPt.
She has no legs
Jeez-its
Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.
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He kept trying to plunder her booty.
Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out
Everywhere
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Mary had a little LAN
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Diversion Mary
Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
She had no arms
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
Because to them it's boring.
Because 7 ate 9.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
To keep each udder dry.
Because he is lying.
A washing machine only takes one load at a time.
He gives it an F5
Mary Jane dumped him.
So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.
You've got some crust."
Slaps person) we will ask the questions.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
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