How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.