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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D

Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

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Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

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What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

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What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.