Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime