Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ?

Ulta Magnus!

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

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