What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What makes a juice joke so funny?

The punchline

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.