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How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

Laffy Taffy Jokes More Laffy Taffy Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

A: All of them.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Redditer Jokes More Redditer Jokes

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM