How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!