How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."