What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill