Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

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How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision