How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

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What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin

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How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.