How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin

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How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.