How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.