How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.