Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.