Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

What do tight pants and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !