How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

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What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch."