How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Pinch Jokes More Pinch Jokes

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.