How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.