Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad