Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch."

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.