How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.