How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four