He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
A flat miner.
scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.
Babies grow up and stop crying
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
Depressions.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
Full speed ahead
Because it never gets better than a 'C'.
Ape-ril and Bananuary
Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"
They couldn't fined him.
One with a cemetery plot.
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)