What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone