Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do chickens connect online?

faceBAWK!

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Siamese Jokes More Siamese Jokes

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.