How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.