How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.