Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Report Jokes More Report Jokes

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.