Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Report Jokes More Report Jokes

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.