Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ?

Bologna & cheese !