How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

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Drowns.

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Its axle rose.

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Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop