How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ?

Becca the net !