How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Kim Kardashian Jokes More Kim Kardashian Jokes

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.