Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....