What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

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Duck.

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That's a salt!

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.