How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

his biance

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What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.